an acne cream that rips off all your skin. guaranteed to work because bones don’t get acne
(Source: pemsylvania, via ironiasdela-vida)
"Tus gemidos serán mi pan de cada día."
- chicharrocks.tumblr. (via fruta-y-menta)
(Source: chicharrocks, via juankimartinez)
some people have sex in the kitchen
i eat in my bed
"Where does a thought go when it’s forgotten?"
- — Sigmund Freud (via kushandwizdom)
More good vibes here
"I grabbed her by the throat but I didn’t choke her. Just kissed her so deep she forgot whose air she was breathing."
- Oh my god. (via bl-ossomed)
(Source: i-am-my-own-mind, via descansalamente)
Anonymous asked: how often do you have sex?
How often is your dad “working late”?
shoutout to that one bra that really just knows how to work the tatas